Blog where I say stuff about people

I wanted to say names here like "you're a twat Dale" but apparently that's not how it works.

• You're a twat Dale
• Your my best friend and the person I've spoken to for the longest, we have a load in common and I'm gutted we don't live closer to each other cos it'd be awesome
• Your legs are well nice like seriously nice legs, I'd totally bone you if my mate wasn't about to.
• People left you out in the past and I never liked it, I used to storm out in protest so don't think I've deserted you, you just don't need me so much anymore.
• I met you, your one of the few people I have met and I knew from that point on that I'd always love your arse.
• I've never met you and I never want to, from what I hear, you're as irritating as I am irrational.
• I fell out with you ages ago, I doubt we'll ever make up because it's been months.
• You have long hair and a face and people don't like your face or you.
• I enjoy our rare chats because our personalities are similar and we both love to slag people off, we should do it more and then be nice to their faces LOLLOLOLOL.
• Your apparently annoying but I still would, but then look at the state of me, that's probably not a compliment.
• We met a year or so ago and for a time we spoke quite a lot, we hardly ever talk now because I never quite know what you think of me, for some reason I feel like you tolerate me and that's about it.
  
• I wont talk to you because the police might arrest me.
• You've worked so hard and I think I've shown you how much I appreciate it, were it not for this project, we wouldn't have a problem. I was gutted when I couldn't meet you.
• You're from Cyprus, I like you in a sexual way but I also like your personality which is a bit odd seeing as you are a girl and everything.
• I was lucky enough to find a good friend from Ireland, I always wanted one, sometimes I think cos your young that talking to you would be weird but it never is.
• My god, you are a goddess and should probably rule the world
• People say it's gay that I love you inappropriately but I just say this "look at him, just look at him ffs"
• As far as I'm concerned what happened recently was because you were getting involved in something you had no right to and I'm still angry with you and you'll have to be the one to change that. I do hope you will because your one of the only people I've met and I do like a nice big hug once and a while.
• You live the closest to me and it makes me think we should be closer, I think we struggle to find things to talk about but I don't know why, I hope we do hang out more in the future, I'm a ferry ride away.
• We don't talk much anymore, that's because stickam died a long time ago.
• You have a weird mouth, it overtakes your face.
• I've never actually liked you, and maybe I judge people too soon but from what I hear, my suspicions about you were right.
• I'm so glad you seem to be conquering your social problems, have fun and don't be afraid to talk to me, you're one of the ones I like!
• You're hilarious and you don't realise it!
• My god, how could I possibly forget you? I love you, I'm glad you're getting regular sex now. Thanks for chatting to me last night, I needed a friend and you were there for me.