Thursday, 30 October 2008
Monday, 27 October 2008
My Dream
I had a nice dream last night, I jotted it down this morning when I woke up so I wouldn't forget it.
So I decided to walk to Derby to see Dave, don't ask me how I managed to walk the 194 mile journey, I just did, presumably at some point I got a ferry but my dream was vague enough to ignore those details, despite the journey taking 4 hours 7 minutes in a car according to Google Maps, I think I managed to walk there in about 15 minutes.
I got to Derby and for some reason I just knew exactly where Dave lives and it was a pretty decent area, his house was large, and it was a beautiful sunny day and everybody was outside, there were at least 15-20 people there in total, and then I bumped into Dave (I just made a genuinely funny typo, instead of bumped, I type bummed). Dave was really shocked to see me but happy and he gave me a hug and three kisses (not like that) on the cheek (Damn lack of imagination), but to be honest, they were quite tender, I felt something that day.
I stayed at Dave's house that night in a guest bedroom and the following morning I awoke early needing a piss (as you do), so I found my way to the bathroom and locked the door behind me, however there were two doors next to each other and I forgot to look the other door. At that point Dave's father opened the other door, It was okay, I was wearing pants. Now for some reason, Dave's house was full of brothers and sisters and cousins, it was like The Waltons and every single one of his family was stunningly good looking, his dad however was about 65 with a big old belly. He looked a bit like Otto from Malcolm in the middle. So he opens the door and I said "I'm in here, I wont be long" to which he replied "OK". I'm not sure he actually knew why I was in his house but he seemed pretty accepting about it. At that point he glanced down and said with a shock "Oh" and then walked away, I wondered why he said that and looked down and noticed that my penis was hanging out the bottom of my pants. So I went for my piss, for some unknown reason there were three toilets in the bathroom but two of them were broken, I had my piss, but my penis was a bit like it had a watering can attachment that morning so it went absolutely everywhere, I was very embarrassed. At that point his brother or cousin (who was very attractive) come down the stairs into the bathroom (what kind of layout is that?) This time my penis was tucked away safely, he seemed particularly calm that there was a stranger in a pair of pants in his bathroom.
The next thing I know, I'm outside and I meet up with Dave who has just woken up and we are just about to go somewhere when two more people turn up and surprise him. It took me by surprise also because it was Jordan and Peter André. Dave greeted Jordan, who was apparently his friend with three kisses on the cheek just like he had with me. I was a bit put out that it wasn't a special greeting for me only, and I was angry that I was gonna have to share mine and Dave's day with Jordan and Peter André. Anyway, we all walked off together, Jordan was being her usual crude, inarticulate self which I totally called her on, She said something and I was like "Yeah, nice use of grammar there, how have you got your own column?", it was all light hearted! Then I relayed the story of that morning and his dad seeing my penis. We all had lulz.
Then I woke up and had a piss, fortunately this time I was not dreaming and I was in my house and Dave's father didn't walk in on me.
So I decided to walk to Derby to see Dave, don't ask me how I managed to walk the 194 mile journey, I just did, presumably at some point I got a ferry but my dream was vague enough to ignore those details, despite the journey taking 4 hours 7 minutes in a car according to Google Maps, I think I managed to walk there in about 15 minutes.
I got to Derby and for some reason I just knew exactly where Dave lives and it was a pretty decent area, his house was large, and it was a beautiful sunny day and everybody was outside, there were at least 15-20 people there in total, and then I bumped into Dave (I just made a genuinely funny typo, instead of bumped, I type bummed). Dave was really shocked to see me but happy and he gave me a hug and three kisses (not like that) on the cheek (Damn lack of imagination), but to be honest, they were quite tender, I felt something that day.
I stayed at Dave's house that night in a guest bedroom and the following morning I awoke early needing a piss (as you do), so I found my way to the bathroom and locked the door behind me, however there were two doors next to each other and I forgot to look the other door. At that point Dave's father opened the other door, It was okay, I was wearing pants. Now for some reason, Dave's house was full of brothers and sisters and cousins, it was like The Waltons and every single one of his family was stunningly good looking, his dad however was about 65 with a big old belly. He looked a bit like Otto from Malcolm in the middle. So he opens the door and I said "I'm in here, I wont be long" to which he replied "OK". I'm not sure he actually knew why I was in his house but he seemed pretty accepting about it. At that point he glanced down and said with a shock "Oh" and then walked away, I wondered why he said that and looked down and noticed that my penis was hanging out the bottom of my pants. So I went for my piss, for some unknown reason there were three toilets in the bathroom but two of them were broken, I had my piss, but my penis was a bit like it had a watering can attachment that morning so it went absolutely everywhere, I was very embarrassed. At that point his brother or cousin (who was very attractive) come down the stairs into the bathroom (what kind of layout is that?) This time my penis was tucked away safely, he seemed particularly calm that there was a stranger in a pair of pants in his bathroom.
The next thing I know, I'm outside and I meet up with Dave who has just woken up and we are just about to go somewhere when two more people turn up and surprise him. It took me by surprise also because it was Jordan and Peter André. Dave greeted Jordan, who was apparently his friend with three kisses on the cheek just like he had with me. I was a bit put out that it wasn't a special greeting for me only, and I was angry that I was gonna have to share mine and Dave's day with Jordan and Peter André. Anyway, we all walked off together, Jordan was being her usual crude, inarticulate self which I totally called her on, She said something and I was like "Yeah, nice use of grammar there, how have you got your own column?", it was all light hearted! Then I relayed the story of that morning and his dad seeing my penis. We all had lulz.
Then I woke up and had a piss, fortunately this time I was not dreaming and I was in my house and Dave's father didn't walk in on me.
Saturday, 25 October 2008
Saturday
I'm sat in front of Soccer Saturday on sky sports news atm and for the third football weekend running, we're playing on a Sunday. I hate playing on Sunday, It ruins my Saturday, yes I'm watching Soccer Saturday but I want to care and how can I when we don't play. Plus we're shit on Sunday's, we seem to always lose.
I'm planning to upload the video I made for Dale's collaboration very soon. I want to upload it now but everyone's off at that gathering and I'm not sure it's worth uploading until tomorrow. We'll see. But for the first time since the QYC video, I actually think this video is feature worthy, in fact more so than the QYC video because it's under 2 minutes long. I have high hopes but knowing my luck, I doubt it will get featured. I'll draw the editors attention to it, hopefully he'll look and maybe I'll get lucky.
Why do I want to be featured? I think when you see people around you getting featured and gaining a fanbase, It kinda reminds you that it's very difficult and more so when you don't have looks going for you. I would like to gain enough popularity on youtube to gain opportunities that others around are getting. Just having a meeting with a production company to me is exciting and confirms youtube's worth to me. I don't want fame, but I do want some excitement and opportunities, whether I would take them or not, I don't know. I think ultimately I just feel like being featured would complete a good year on youtube.
Maybe 2009 can be the year I take what I've gained from youtube in to my everyday life and start to create some opportunies for myself there. I don't want a year of youtube dominating my life. As fun as it's been, and as great as meeting new friends has been, I want a balance between online life and real life in 2009 and who knows, maybe I'm finally heading in the right direction.
I'm planning to upload the video I made for Dale's collaboration very soon. I want to upload it now but everyone's off at that gathering and I'm not sure it's worth uploading until tomorrow. We'll see. But for the first time since the QYC video, I actually think this video is feature worthy, in fact more so than the QYC video because it's under 2 minutes long. I have high hopes but knowing my luck, I doubt it will get featured. I'll draw the editors attention to it, hopefully he'll look and maybe I'll get lucky.
Why do I want to be featured? I think when you see people around you getting featured and gaining a fanbase, It kinda reminds you that it's very difficult and more so when you don't have looks going for you. I would like to gain enough popularity on youtube to gain opportunities that others around are getting. Just having a meeting with a production company to me is exciting and confirms youtube's worth to me. I don't want fame, but I do want some excitement and opportunities, whether I would take them or not, I don't know. I think ultimately I just feel like being featured would complete a good year on youtube.
Maybe 2009 can be the year I take what I've gained from youtube in to my everyday life and start to create some opportunies for myself there. I don't want a year of youtube dominating my life. As fun as it's been, and as great as meeting new friends has been, I want a balance between online life and real life in 2009 and who knows, maybe I'm finally heading in the right direction.
Friday, 24 October 2008
I so tired :(
fell asleep watching Aston Villa last night at like 8:30 and woke up just after 1am. It's now 12:30pm and I'm dead. But I had a productive night that didn't even involve a long wank. I wont go into details, but there's something I've been working on that I made a lot of progress on last night and it felt good to do something productive rather than sit about on my arse doing fuck all.
I guess to some extent I have been more productive lately with youtube. I have made so many videos recently and I have a couple more ready to go. I kind of wish I had spread them out more because view wise, things aren't looking great, I think I'm averaging just over 200 in terms of view on my recent videos and when you have 530 odd subscribers, that's not a great statistic. Maybe utube drama was right?
I have been pleased with some of my recent videos and I wish they had more views but hey what can you do?
ta ta for now x
I guess to some extent I have been more productive lately with youtube. I have made so many videos recently and I have a couple more ready to go. I kind of wish I had spread them out more because view wise, things aren't looking great, I think I'm averaging just over 200 in terms of view on my recent videos and when you have 530 odd subscribers, that's not a great statistic. Maybe utube drama was right?
I have been pleased with some of my recent videos and I wish they had more views but hey what can you do?
ta ta for now x
Saturday, 11 October 2008
FUCK OFF!
So Dave's lording it up, I have loads of subscribers on my blog and I'm like wha? How do you find that out, so he's all like 'google reader innit', so I got this "so called" google reader and check what's going on with my blog.
Only fucking seven people, I know more people than seven and I hate them all, even Dale has fifteen and he's rubbish compared to me. You can all burn in hell. All of you!! Especially Mhazz.
Just out of interest, who are the seven of you? If I were to guess it's be Dale, PJ, Dave, John, GC, Pav and fuck knows.
Only fucking seven people, I know more people than seven and I hate them all, even Dale has fifteen and he's rubbish compared to me. You can all burn in hell. All of you!! Especially Mhazz.
Just out of interest, who are the seven of you? If I were to guess it's be Dale, PJ, Dave, John, GC, Pav and fuck knows.
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
One way friendships
I feel like I've deleloped a number of friendships that have become weakened over the months to the point where it feels like the friendship has become one way. For example, you find yourself being the only one making the effort to continue the friendship, you find that you are always the one contacting them in whatever form, be it on the phone or on msn, you begin to get the impression that if you didn't make the effort then the friendship will just fizzle out and die. There are a couple of people I feel this about and have done for a while. I am bored of making the gestures, I am bored of being the one to initiate contact. A friendship is a two way thing and it's so important to make your friend feel special to you, by talking to them, by letting them know you actually mean something to them.
From this point on, those people who give nothing back to me, I am no longer going to try with you. It is sad for me to think about because we had a closer bond at one point and time slowly changes things if you let it. I can't continually feel as though I'm the only person who values the friendship, it's not fair on me. So if you think this post is about you, the ball is firmly now in your court, I would love to remain your friend however I wont come to you anymore, if you don't wish to remain friends with me then just carry on.
And one final point. If you recognise that it is you who I am talking about, maybe you should have a think about the way you are with people.
That is all.
From this point on, those people who give nothing back to me, I am no longer going to try with you. It is sad for me to think about because we had a closer bond at one point and time slowly changes things if you let it. I can't continually feel as though I'm the only person who values the friendship, it's not fair on me. So if you think this post is about you, the ball is firmly now in your court, I would love to remain your friend however I wont come to you anymore, if you don't wish to remain friends with me then just carry on.
And one final point. If you recognise that it is you who I am talking about, maybe you should have a think about the way you are with people.
That is all.
Thursday, 2 October 2008
I like October
Both winter and summer can drag on and on and it makes me appreciate the short Autumn and spring. For me, they are the best seasons.
I'm aware that British people like to moan when it's too hot and too cold but part of what I love about Autumn and Spring is that the weather is at a nice turning point where you can enjoy the changing conditions of nature.
Sure, summer's over and it gets cold in the evenings, but part of what I like is getting into bed and getting nice and snuggly, yes I used the term snuggly, think of a more appropriate term if you're offended by it.
I love the smell of bomfires in the air at night, the falling leaves and for some reason music sounds more engaging in the winter. Summer is easy listening but in the winter, the music seems to really get through. As great as long light evenings can be, it's great when the weather changes. Unfortunately Winter has a bad habit of sticking around for too long.
Anyway, am kinda distracted writing this, am watching Desperate Housewives so apologies that this blog doesn't have a great deal of structure, but I think I'm done now...
Yeah.. I am
I'm aware that British people like to moan when it's too hot and too cold but part of what I love about Autumn and Spring is that the weather is at a nice turning point where you can enjoy the changing conditions of nature.
Sure, summer's over and it gets cold in the evenings, but part of what I like is getting into bed and getting nice and snuggly, yes I used the term snuggly, think of a more appropriate term if you're offended by it.
I love the smell of bomfires in the air at night, the falling leaves and for some reason music sounds more engaging in the winter. Summer is easy listening but in the winter, the music seems to really get through. As great as long light evenings can be, it's great when the weather changes. Unfortunately Winter has a bad habit of sticking around for too long.
Anyway, am kinda distracted writing this, am watching Desperate Housewives so apologies that this blog doesn't have a great deal of structure, but I think I'm done now...
Yeah.. I am
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